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I don’t think my son knows who Crosby Stills and Nash are. I’m pretty sure that he wouldn’t recognize the opening lines of Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (yes, it’s playing while I write) but they were running through my mind the other day.
I was doing yard work a couple of weeks ago. There I was in the backyard, slathered in sunscreen, on my knees, pulling the weeds under the deck and in…
I was a bit taken aback when Thomas Wu asked me that question on his Koyoti Small Business Podcast (KSBP) a couple of weeks ago. Thomas and I talked about THAT, along with our shared passion for fountain pens (and why I love using them), his love-hate relationship with my website, and why I don’t prepare taxes (not even my own). (Oh and yes, I did answer his question, but you’ll have to tune into the podcast to hear it!)
2:30pm. Thursday March 31st, 2022. I was outside, beret on my head, sunglasses on my face and my spring coat on for that surprise, warm sprinter* day. I was leaning up against my car, looking up towards the sun and soaking up the warmth and the rays like the flowers in my garden.
“I owe HOW much in HST? You’ve got to be kidding – I don’t have that in the bank”. My client stared at the report in shock. We had finally straightened out his past-due federal Harmonized Sales Tax (HST) return. Now that he knew what he owed – he needed to figure out how he was going to pay it–since he’d already spent the money he’d collected. Oops.
It got cold again the other day. Just like The Day I Lost My Wedding Ring.
“Go Jays Go!” reverberated through my living room this past Sunday, along with "Home Run! Blue Jays! It's outta here! YES!" And for a short while, everything was exciting in front of the TV screen. My Boys of Summer (the Toronto Blue Jays) were beating Baltimore’s team...
When I exercise I walk. Not a leisurely stroll around the park, looking at the birds and people. I WALK.
So there I was, pushing the shopping cart down the aisles at No Frills while Gail pondered our next purchase.. When THAT song came over the speakers at the store. Nope, not one that makes me cry.
Despite her name, Miss Moneypenny never asked James Bond for his receipts. I wonder why? In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an accountant in a James Bond movie…
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